Alex:Truerwords…
Riley:Does it bother you that I have friends who arewomen?
Alex:Actually, no. I don't have a problem with anyone having friends of the opposite sex. My best friends are Acevedo andHartshorn.
Riley:But…?
Alex:But nothing. She must be a really good friend to give you hertickets.
Riley:She is a really good friend. She's the best people and she's always on thestrugglebus.
Riley:Some family event came up, so I was the only one left to take thetickets.
Alex:Thank your landscape architect friendforme.
Riley:I will. She's a triplet. Twobrothers.
Alex:That's wonderful. I do try to meet all the products of multiple births when I move to anewtown.
Riley:She basically said the same thing when I told her you're a twin. Is that a twin/triplet thing or is it that easy to bust myballs?
Alex:You told heraboutme?
Riley:Yeah…
Alex:What didyousay?
Riley:I don't know. It was more than a week ago. I forgetthings.
Alex:No, you don't. You rattled off a million baseball statistics at the game lastweekend.
Alex:And you know how to get everywhere without ever looking at maps. You know the beers that every bar in the city has on tap from memory. You don't forget a fuckingthing.
Riley:I just said that you work with Nick and you're going to RISD Weekend with me, and your hair is like whiskey and your ass was made forspanking.
Riley:And you'reatwin.
Alex:WHAT?
Riley:Just thebasics.
Alex:WHAT?
Riley:Which part don't youunderstand?
Alex:Tell me you didn't actually say my ass was "made forspanking."
Riley:Is that not appropriate for people who are dating casually? That's what we agreed on, right? Datingcasually?
Riley:What does that even mean, dating casually? I assume khakis and jazz areinvolved.
Alex:Just tell me what you said.Please.
Riley:Did I talk about spanking your ass outloud?No.
Riley:The thought crosses my mind with some frequency. Would there be an issue with me sharing that with people? We are "dating."
Alex:What kind of response would you likefromme?
