Riley:Sister of Pi Beta Phi who speaks via screaming and will definitely be crying twice before the nightisover.
Alex:Those mixed shots with weird names like Hot ButteredRimjob?
Riley:She's never ordered a salad without the dressing on the side even though she uses all the dressing.Everytime.
Alex:Tequila on the rocks,nosalt?
Riley:Woman of mydreams.
Alex:I guess it's a good thing that I stick withwhitewine.
Riley:Yeah.Definitely.
Alex:What'syours?
Riley:Whiskey on the rocks, but I rarelydrinkit.
Alex:Any reason, aside from sleeping inbathtubs?
Riley:I get a little too honest for myowngood.
Alex:That's funny. I'm always too honest for my own good. I've never needed liquorforthat.
* * *
Riley:Quick question for you,Shortstop.
Alex:If I'm the shortstop, what does thatmakeyou?
Riley:Not in the mood to extend ametaphor.
Riley:Sorry. Didn't sleep last night. Long day. Bad mood. Didn't mean to aim itatyou.
Alex:I know why I didn't sleep last night but what's yourexcuse?
Riley:Your storyfirst.
Alex:Why are you sodemanding?
Riley:The penis,mostly.
Riley:It really gets intheway.
Alex:Mmhmm. My balls do that allthetime.
Riley:You know…whenever you mention your balls, a small part of me believes you're beingserious.
Alex:You'll get a good look at them when they're onyourchin.
Riley:Well. We know what my nightmares will be abouttonight.
Alex:You'll get some sleep between themthough.
Alex:I'll be night float sleeping, which isn't reallysleeping.
Riley:Explain.
Alex:I'm the attending covering the overnight general surgery floor for the rest of the week…on top of my regular hours. It's one of those last-minute perks the Chief likes to droponme.
