Shannon:I’m worried about your powers of inference
*
Shannon:You didn’t sleep well last night
Will:Did I bother you?
Shannon:No. but I remembered you getting up a couple of times
Shannon:Is everything ok? Did you have a nightmare?
Will:It’s all good
Shannon:I don’t believe you
Will:I’d be better if you were sleeping naked
Will:Not that I’d pass on sleeping with you under any circumstance, but…
Shannon:Don’t go making it about the dick.
Will:I believe you brought the dick into the conversation, dear.
Shannon:The dick is part of every conversation
Will:True
Will:It’s always popping up.
Shannon:Are you sure you’re ok? You didn’t have a good night.
Shannon:You sounded uncomfortable last night.
Will:Probably because you were rubbing your sweet little ass on the dick
Will:How about dropping the flannel PJs tonight?
Shannon:How about no
*
Will:I like that skirt you’re wearing today
Shannon:Thank you
Will:I’d like to take it off you
Shannon:…don’t go there.
Will:Sometimes I think about pulling the zipper down and watching it hit the ground, but then I think about ripping it off instead.
Will:Just ripping the whole fucking thing
Shannon:Your default setting is “brute”
Will:My setting can be whatever the fuck you want it
Shannon:How about off?
