Shannon:Mmhmm. I’ll be over here, ignoring you.
Will:Talk to me about those toys.
Shannon:?
Will:The deep dicking drawer.
Will:If I didn’t have a handle on my masculinity, that drawer would have given me something to think about
Shannon:You’re not making a lot of sense
Will:Yeah I’ve been awake for the past 4 days but I keep wondering which one of those toys you use when you’re thinking about me
Shannon:What gives you the impression I’m thinking about you
Will:You were thinking about me in the shower
Will:And I think about you
Shannon:….using the deep dicking toys?
Will:No. In my head you just use your fingers
Will:But I have thought about teasing you with them. Seeing how crazy I can get you
Shannon:Aren’t you supposed to be thinking about commando shit? I’m uncomfortable with the idea of you jumping out of airplanes or crawling through mud on your belly while thinking about vibrators.
Will:Whoa. Hold on. Let me write this down. I want to remember the day and time you backhandedly admitted caring about me.
Shannon:I was more concerned with national security and all. I don’t want you invading the wrong country or taking out the wrong dictator or whatever
Will:That’s sweet but the jumping out of aircraft is a small portion of my day. There’s a lot of down time where I can contemplate vibrators relative to your pussy.
Shannon:I do care about you. Don’t say I don’t. That’s rude.
Will:Yeah whatever. You care about my cock
Shannon:I won’t disagree with that statement but I would add that I enjoy other parts of you as well
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Shannon:I might need you to help me hide a body
Will:I’m your guy
Shannon:You’re my guy
Will:I appreciate that you’ve finally confirmed it.
Shannon:Maybe a few bodies
Will:What kind of damage are we talking? Frat party gone wrong or mass grave? I can handle either one but I’d want an extra pair of hands for the sake of efficiency if we’re in mass grave territory
Will:And I don’t usually ask this but humor me here…who are we burying?
Shannon:Sam clearly has a death wish today
Shannon:And another one of Patrick’s assistants quit
