Sparrow comes over and smacks Wick up the back of his head. “That’s not how you ask somebody if they need help.”
Turning to me, Sparrow crosses his arms. “Hey, Junior. You look like you got something on your mind. Wanna talk about it?”
Wick rolls his eyes. “Yeah, what he said.”
I let out a heavy breath. “I do have something on my mind, but it’s a sex thing, so…”
Wick chuckles, dusting his collar. “Then you’ve come to the right place, mon frére. Me and Sparrow are sexgods.”
I lift my brows, and Sparrow glares at the side of Wick’s head. “You don’t know anything about my sex life.”
“Okay,rope guy.” Wick lifts his chin at me, gesturing his thumb over at Sparrow. “He thinks he’s so subtle. He’s not subtle. He’s got Mr. Rodeo King wrapped around his finger. Literally.”
“Would you shut up! That is my personal life, Mr. I’ve Got Two Amazing Guys Because I’m Greedy Like That.”
“It’s not my fault it takes two gorgeous men to satisfy me,” Wick replies, raising his shoulders.
That’s a load of horseshit if ever I heard it, and I say so. “Whatever. You are so far gone over your guys. Hell, Colt was washing down Sprite yesterday, and you sat back and watched his ass for a good thirty minutes.”
Red tinges Wick’s cheeks. “I can’t help it. I love everything about that man.”
“And don’t think I didn’t see you and Joaquin walking out of the tack room the other day.”
Sparrow holds his fingers in his ears. “Lalalalalalaaaaa. That’s my dad, Junior. Shut the fuck up.”
Oops.
“Sorry. I forgot that Wick is basically your stepdad.”
Sparrow shifts his steely gaze from Wick to me. “What the fuck did you just say to me?”
I hold up my hands, backing away slowly. “Just a joke.”
“That’s what I thought.”
I toe the weathered boards beneath my feet. “But do you think y’all would maybe have advice for me?”
They share a look and shrug simultaneously.
“Sure,” Wick says, leaning his hip against the stall.
“Of course. There’s no shame in this game,” Sparrow says, settling into a serious stance.
“So…Tanner and I, uh, spent some time together today.”
Wick lets out a whoop. “Nice! I thought he was all about Desi?”
“I think it started as a crush, but then Desi’s become more of a friend to him.”
“Aww,” Wick croons. “That’s sweet.”
Sparrow ignores Wick and addresses me directly. “I can see Desi being a friend to Tanner. But you had a question about…being with him?”
I suck in a deep breath. “I want to make it good for him, you know?”
“Are you new to sex? Is that where you have questions?” Wick asks.
I’ll be honest. I’m surprised he’s not teasing me.
