Liv
Maybe not, but you did all that operations stuff that I’m sure made it so the team could play well.
Me
You have no idea what I do every day, do you?
Liv
One hundred percent I do not, but occasionally I get really good seats to games, so whatever you do, I’m sure you do it well.
Also, I know that once upon a time you started a company that made some prospect tracking software that is now used by every single team in the NFL and then sold your company for a bazillion dollars before you moved to Pittsburgh. Do I get credit for knowing that?
Me
Nah, everyone knows that.
Liv
Wow, Bry. Fucking wow.
Me
I’m kidding. You get so much credit for knowing that. I like that you know stuff about me.
Liv
And why is that?
Me
Because it makes me think that you’ve thought of me the same way I’ve thought of you.
Liv
And how have you thought of me?
Me
I think that’s a conversation for a different time.
Liv
Fair point. You haven’t even taken me out on a date or anything. All we’ve done is kiss in your kitchen.
Me
A lot. We kissed in my kitchen a lot.
Liv
And you sure can kiss.
Me
Same goes, Liv. Gold star kissing.
Liv