You can’t ignore me forever, I am very tenacious.
I know where you live.
Okay, I don’t really. Sorry.
If I did know where you lived though, I would come and find you on Saturday at 10:30.
Marcos
Dude.
Nate
HE LIVES.
Marcos
I was in class. Glad I was able to witness that stream of consciousness though.
Nate
I live to serve. So is it a yes to Saturday? Do I need to beg again or will the last three hours of messages suffice?
Marcos
What would we be doing?
Nate
I cannot tell you that. It’s a surprise. But I PROMISE you’ll like it. I would bet my left testicle that you’ll love it.
“Ay dios mío,” I mumble down at my phone as I head toward the parking lot. Glancing up, I make sure I’m not about to run myself into any trees or people, before turning my attention back to Nate.
Marcos
Okay.
Nate
Okay??? Okay!!!
I’ll pick you up at 10:30, what’s your address?
This is a date, by the way. We’re not hanging out as friends, or doing a quicky in the truck.
D-A-T-E.
Prepare yourself.
Marcos
Can you just tell me what we’re doing?
Nate
Nope. Wear boardshorts and a T-shirt. Super chill.
Marcos