H.E.
I’m picturing you whirling and I’m giggling.
Me
Glad I made you smile.
See you bright and early on the ice.
We’re doing swizzles all morning.
H.E.
I can’t wait!
H.E.
Happy New Year’s Eve! What exciting plans do you have today?
Me
Do you really think I have exciting plans?
H.E.
Okay, true. You’re probably going to spend your night staring at the wall. Right?
Me
I hate that I’m so predictable.
What are you up to?
H.E.
Nothing at all. Grant is going out with some of the guys. My best friend is out of town. It’ll probably be an uneventful night on the couch.
Me
Feel like taking an adventure?
H.E.
Do I get to take my clothes off and sit on your face?
Me
Eventually, yes. But not at first.
We’ll pick you up at three.
H.E.
We? Who is we?
Me
You might want to bring a helmet.
