BRODY
Puck Kings (+ their savior, BS)
Miller
Thanksgiving dinner starts at 4. You’re allowed over any time after 2.
Hudson is on dessert duty. Mitchy is bringing salads. Sully has the cheese board covered.
Everett
I’m bringing the mashed potatoes! I’ve been peeling all morning.
Miller
Great. Richardson, you have the stuffing?
Richardson
I wish I was doing the stuffing, if you know what I mean ;)
Mitchell
Ethan. Not on Thanksgiving.
Me
Why did I get added to a group chat? Hearing about Richardson’s off-ice extracurricular activities is not how I wanted to start my day.
Remove me, or morning skate will be hell tomorrow.
Miller
Come on, Coach. It’s a holiday where we talk about what we’re thankful for! And we’re all thankful for you.
Richardson
I’m also thankful for sundresses. I can’t believe we have to wait until May before we see those again.
Hayes
You’re coming to dinner, right Coach?
Miller
I stuck my hand up a turkey’s ass to get this food ready. He better be coming.
Everett
Who? Coach or the turkey?
Richardson
I just gagged.
*Liam Sullivan has left the chat*
*Ethan Richardson has added Liam Sullivan to the chat*