Me
One time I opened a jar of pickles on the first try. That probably takes the cake.
H.E.
I’m actually LOL. You know how some people say LOL but they aren’t? I am.
Me
LOL?
H.E.
God, Brody. Don’t you have a teenager? Laughing out loud.
Me
I knew what it meant. Just wanted to prove the point that it would’ve taken you less time to type that out first.
H.E.
You’re a pain in the ass.
Me
I’ve heard that before.
H.E.
Grant just called. He’s ecstatic. You have to admit you were a little pumped after that shot.
Me
Can’t you hear my excitement through the phone?
H.E.
Oh, yeah. Calm down, killer.
I hold back a laugh.
Me
It was the best goal of the season. He earned it.
H.E.
Proud sister over here.
Anyway. I’m sure you’re busy with your coaching responsibilities. I won’t bother you… just couldn’t resist sharing that clip. Have a good night!
Me
Not a bother. While I have you, I want to apologize for having to reschedule our first skating lesson so many times. Can you do tomorrow morning?
H.E.
I can, but won’t you be tired? You’re landing late tonight. I don’t mind waiting until next week.