Fang told me, “Kiara is very excited about our party.” Of course our mate’s wolf was excited. She’d never gotten to experience a Dylan extravaganza party. Dylanmas was only inLacy’s memories for her. This one was going to be the best one of all time.
My buddy Beta James called. I answered asking, “Are you calling to RSVP? Because it’s going to be great. I know your Alpha hates coming into our territory so that’s handled. It’s in SGAP’s. I can’t wait for him to find out about that detail. My GLORIOUS return to hosting my Christmas Party is a great time to mend bridges. Dylanmas is full of magic and cheer.”
He snorted, “I’ll be there with Idel. The Bartlett’s aren’t coming.” I replied, “I hear what you’re saying. I’m putting them down as a solid maybe, because they need the magic of the Christmas season to bring them as guests to mend bridges. That and it’s hosted in SGAP’s territory, and your Alpha loves him. For some reason.”
Beta James groaned, “Dylan, you know Theo won’t come.” I gasped, “For shame, Beta James. You are doubting the magical time that is Christmas combined with Dylanmas.” I whispered, “And how annoying I can be now that there are Fairies around to help me.”
Now my friend pleaded, “Please don’t do something crazy.” I questioned, “Moi? Crazy? No, the things I do are necessary. I’m also right, unlike certain people whose territory I am in.” Beta James asked, “You’re planning the party with Luna Princess Haley?”
I cooed, “Did you not see the pups get popped in with the fabulous invitation? I do see how you thought I could get away with hosting it in SGAP’s territory without anyone else though. Dylanmas is magic.”
Beta James answered, “I did see the invitation. The R.S.V. P. is going to piss off a certain member of that pack you’re planning the party in.” I replied, “I know. Mommy Queenie Meanie is probably seething her pack is hosting such a thing with an R.S.V.P. like that. Isn’t it great?”
Fang snickered, “Mommy Queenie Meanie will be in fits over it.” I knew that, and Haley definitely did too. I said, “The point is, Beta James, people popping in with my pack’s pups should’ve made it obvious who I was working with.”
Beta James reasoned, “You could’ve asked the partial Fairies to help you and they all would’ve done this. You go to their practices and Eric wouldn’t have changed the location if you’d sent it out without asking him about it.” I squealed, “I know the Fairies would’ve helped me if I asked. Because I have FAIRY BLOOD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!” Beta James muttered, “We all know that.”
I replied, “It bears repeating, and often. Anywho, your Alpha is marked down as needing holiday cheer to agree to come to Dylanmas. I’ve got all that information now and you’ll be there for the joyous fun times. Please keep in mind, you still have to return your R.S.V.P.”
Beta James warned, “No, do NOT do something to try and get Theo into the Christmas spirit.” I replied, “It’s Alpha Theo and I hear you loud and clear my friend. I’ve always been the subtle context clue man.” I hung up. Fang chuckled, “He knows we are going to do something.”
Farrin popped back in, and I grinned while Haley and Bexley worked on Christmas decorations. All of which they were ordering with the Blue Moon pack credit card, instead of conjuring it. Fang snorted, “You told them to use the card.” I told my wolf, “I know I did. Because it gave me joy and it gives Lucas the feels as well. How else was our Alpha going to know we were planning Dylanmas ahead of the invitation being delivered?” Fang snickered.
I told Farrin, “You and I need to put our heads together. Alpha Theo Bartlett needs tidings of good cheer. He’s not in the Christmas forgiving spirit yet. I need grandeur. I need carolers singing Baby Please Come Home.”
“I need candy canes and snow, NAY I need it ALL. I want Christmas in July until the date of the party. I need Alpha Theo to smile since he barely lets me come around to bring him joy. His Grinch-y-ness is getting on SGAP’s level! YES! A Grinch needs to appear to him.”
Farrin asked, “Shouldn’t all this happen until he agrees to come? Then it stops?” I replied, “He’s not coming, nor will he agree to. Yet, he still needs Christmas cheer and that job has always fallen to little old me. I’m the giver of holiday cheer.”
Farrin admitted, “I believe that.” I chuckled, “As you should. Now that my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess is here, I’ll be all over getting her converted to the season that is Christmas being all year round. It’s been a process, but if she’s on my side they will all agree.” Farrin smirked at me.
Haley asked, “Dylan, can you look at our mockups?” I answered, “Can I? You betcha! Off with you Fairy brother, help me bring my cheer. I’ll hire the caroler. One who won’t go away when told to leave. No, no, I require grit and determination from my carolers.” Farrin chuckled and popped away.
Haley had come up with several spots, and themes, for pictures. One was a red and pink balloon archway because of course it was. There were candy canes, decorative ornament balls and a cinder, shiny, what was POSSIBLY a building with pink trees and gold reindeer.
On the other side was a circle archway with snow, and red and white decorative ornament balls with real, snow covered tree limbs and Christmas trees all around. The entrance to the building had larger than SGAP candy canes, with Christmas trees, and a doorway clear drape down that looked like snow falling, because Fairies.
The wall was made of Christmas tree branches, and the ground was covered in snow, candles in jars, smaller trees, andpeppermints. I squealed, “I love it. I need ornaments on the walls of Christmas branches.”
Haley agreed, “That’s a great addition.” Bexley clicked through the entrance while Haley made a note. Because of course Bexley had joined the planning party. The entrance entered into Santa’s actual workshop. There were streetlights and candy cane archways with trees decorated everywhere, plus lights and snow.
I clapped, “This is the perfect start! Miley, sweet Creepy Ninja Duchess Assassin who adores me, we need two meetings a month until November. Then we will be weekly in crunch time, perfecting everything. Block out the two weeks before Christmas Eve. No one will be more important than me, other than pups. That doesn’t count though because we are parents.”
Miley nodded, “I can do all that, and happily for an ally in crisis.” Miley winked at me. I asked, “And WHEEENNNNN do TeleTed and our lovely event planner that made Alpha Baby Daddy a baby daddy happen to be showing up?”
Haley laughed, “I’ll tell Lexi about the meeting and TeleTed will come.” Good. Beta Mattie was going to get another dose of justice for not telling me about TeleTed’s nickname. That still hadn’t gotten through to that man.
I grinned, “Good. Think bigger and more extravagant. I want a dent in ONE of Lucas’s accounts. It’s my dream and I have to make it happen.” Haley chuckled, “I’m sure we can do that. How many fucking accounts does he have?”
I answered, “Lucas has a very diverse portfolio, and oh so much money, that this party will not even so much as be a blip on his radar. I do want him to talk about the bill though. It’s paramount to me because he won’t care at all. He’ll just go all ‘Dylan, really? Is this amount even necessary? What am I saying? Of course it is, you are you.’ We will laugh and I’ll tell him he’s right.”
“I have to let him get there though. Alpha’s work around to the answer if you let them go on long enough. Lucas is the quickest because I’ve been with him since I was born. It’s really been a detriment to everyone else.” I coughed, “SGAP.”
Haley replied, “Eric’s really fucking smart.” I replied, “And I TOTALLY know he was part of the ‘get Dylan’s Christmas Party back’ plan. The fact he hasn’t knocked on that door,” I pointed dramatically at her office door, “proves it to me. He shouts our love sometimes. Dylanmas was clearly a staple to him, and I took it away. Now, we’ll turn that frown upside down and his face will split open again.”
My phone rang and I answered, “Beta Mattie, have you figured out your mate will be in my planning think tank?” Beta Matt snorted, “Yes, he told me that Haley emailed he and Lexi about the schedule. Are you serious about that? It’s intense.”
I replied, “I’m always serious about my party schedules, Beta Mattie. I have to return triumphant to my friends Christmas Party. Dylanmas must be epic.” Beta Matt pointed out, “It’s a lot later than normal. Dylanmas is usually earlier in December.”
