Lacy groaned, “Dylan, I weigh a ton right now.” I kissed her temple, “I’m going to have to get you to the doctor, Lacy. You are talking all kinds of crazy right now. You are light as a feather and perfectly beautiful cooking little Hank.”
Lacy blushed, “Thanks, Dylan.” I replied, “Don’t thank me, I’m merely telling the truth. I do take kisses though.” Lacy leaned up and kissed me softly. I set her down and she dropped her dress then got into the tub. I rubbed her belly.
I said, “Soon, little Hank we will all meet you. You just have to wait until all the presents are opened then it’s all you buddy. I promise it will never be a non-double up present situation for you. If anyone tries, we’ll celebrate your half birthday.”
Lacy laughed, “Why do I think you’re being serious?” I replied, “I never joke about presents, adorable wife of mine.” Lacy smiled at me, and I set her snacks and drink down on the side of the bath. I told her, “Your outfit is right outside, where I will be in case you need anything. You enjoy every single moment.”
Lacy groaned, “I should hurry. I know that you have so many plans for tonight.” I snorted, “A good maestro has good people around him. The show must go on, and I’ve finally found my people that will continue the party if I’m not present. Everything will run smoothly until we are out there. Then the fun no one suspects begins.” I winked at my mate.
I went back out and began to prep my memos to send, along with setting up a Werewolf ophthalmologist who was more than concerned there was an actual problem with Red Run’s eyes. Good. Fang snorted, “Red Run might be upset with us for that.”
I replied, “The fact that they have eyesight issues is hardly our fault. In fact, they should thank us for solving this problem. It’s not even the first time I’ve set them up with someone. It is the first time it’s a real problem though.” Hopefully the Christmas loving pup had fun and would still love Christmas. Poor Melanie McAlister.
I got back to work. Lucas linked, “Are you feeling ok? The party has started and you’re not out here.” I replied, “Awwww, are you worried about little old me? I’m pampering my ready to burst with my pup mate. Lacy’s in the tub and I won’t rush her.”
Lucas chuckled, “Emmaline would come sit with her.” I replied, “I hear what you’re saying, and it’s ok to say you miss my sparkling personality. The Frost’s shall join you shortly.” Lucasassured me, “I’ll let people know that.” That meant a certain someone asked where I was. How fun.
I grabbed my charmed bullhorn. I spoke into it, “SGAP, my Alpha has informed me you are worried about my lack of presence at my party. I’ll be there shortly. I’m busy pampering my mate. You’ve got to stop embarrassing us with your deep love for me like this.” I heard people laughing outside.
Lucas huffed, “That’s not what I said.” I asked, “Isn’t it? I know SGAP was worried.” Lucas admitted, “Eric did ask where you were since this was all your idea.” I reasoned, “See? He was practically distraught over my lack of presence.”
Lacy came out in a towel. I linked Emmaline, “Precious pretty Luna, can you snap Lacy’s hair and makeup done?” Emmaline answered, “Of course.” Lacy smiled at the mirror and then at me. I told her, “You can’t strain yourself by linking, it’s what I’m here for.” My wife came over and kissed me.
I helped her into her beautiful red dress. It was tight up top but flared out well before her bump and had a fur lined sweetheart neckline. Lacy laughed, “Fairies are the best. You can’t even tell I’m pregnant.”
I cupped little Hank saying, “You behave for mommy. There's a lot of fun coming and you guys will have the best seat in the house.” I winked at Lacy, “Let’s get you to your special seat.” Lacy asked, “Special seat? It’s not the snowman anymore?”
I snorted, “You think I have the same chair that you had at pupmas to sit on at my epic comeback party? Dylanmas would never be so predictable.” Lacy laughed, “Now that you say it like that, no I don’t think I’m headed back for the snowman couch.” I picked her up and carried her out to the rest of the party.
Lacy gasped when she saw her Sleigh chair with a fluffy white blanket. I gently sat her down so she could get situated. Her mocktail appeared on the cupholder side. Lacy fanned her face, “Dylan, this is so sweet.”
I clapped and the reindeer that were charmed to come to life ran over. I hooked them up and waved, “Let’s go.” I waved to everyone, “That’s right, be jealous. Take notes people, because I’m the best mate ever.” Several people smirked at me.
I pointed at TeleTed, “Looking snazzy my man.” He was in a red suit with white snowflakes. SGAP and the ninja’s all had the same outfits. I pointed at them, “Matching outfits, I love it. I’ll do better next year. We’ll all wear this.” I pointed at my outfit as Blade gave me a warning look.
I assured him, “Guards not included, of course. I learned my lesson. No one has to teach Dylan Frost a lesson twice.” Blade smirked. Lexi was in a dress that looked like a sexy tree. I told her, “I see you, fellow planner. Look at your Fairy inspired outfit.” She winked.
Haley was an ornament, at least I was fairly certain she was. Her dress was even lit up on the bottom with a massive slit. I found Lucas saying, “Look at you, sort of all dressed up. More than SGAP though because he has on jeans. At least you made an effort, with your white pants and red shirt. I’ll order you bigger sweaters, you’re busting out of this one.”
I shouted, “LOOK OUT, SGAP! LUCAS IS COMING TO BE THE SWOLL MEMBER AT THE PARTY!” SGAP looked at me. I teased, “Flash your abs all you want, my Alpha came for the GUN SHOW!”
I nudged Lucas, “Nice hat.” Lucas replied, “You specifically said the men had to wear a Santa hat.” I laughed, “I know and everyone did it.” SGAP commented, “Except you.” I winked, “I’m in a special outfit. TeleTed didn’t wear one either. We are the party throwers with different rules.”
Emmaline was in a beautiful gold, red, and green ballgown. I told my Luna, “You look precious. Like the perfect little tree topper.” I held up my hand, and she gave me a high five. I toldthe reindeer, “Now, you take my Lacy wherever she wants in my absence. I’ll be back.”
I ran to the middle of the room and cleared my throat, then grabbed the bullhorn. I spoke into it, “Hear ye, hear ye, Dylan’s Christmas bash that is Dylanmas has returned! I am here for the glory people! We start with the Christmas exchange. You have to take a Grinch shot when you open your present and a Jack Frost shot when it’s not your turn.”
People snorted. I said, “Now, now, we have to melt the icy exterior of our very own Grinch whose heart is finally the right size. We can’t forget the time he tried to make me throw this party with that horrible invitation he crafted. The man desperately wanted this party to return, and we must honor him.” SGAP sighed loudly.
I declared, “Now, let the gift exchange begin! I shall start us off.” I grabbed my gifts and skipped over to SGAP. The man groaned, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” I squealed, “I know, right? It was such a delightful surprise that I kicked my heels about in private.”
I whispered, “Even the computer system loves me. It gave me your name randomly. Technology even understands our deep bond and connection of affection for one another. You can’t say technology is wrong. That would upset one of your many brothers in law.”
I added, “The computer totally knows of our secret love for each other. We are being spied on by big brother. Do something about that. Here’s your shot.” I handed it to him. SGAP downed it then grabbed the present. He opened the first box and glanced up at me.
I said, “It’s to decorate your bathroom with. Hold it up for all to see.” SGAP rolled his eyes and showed off the Grinch four pack bathroom decor I got him. I announced, “It came with thetoilet lid cover, tank cover, rug, and the stockings. I threw in the Santas because it felt fun.”
SGAP dryly said, “I’m having so much fun.” I replied, “I see those lips twitching. Come on, open up the rest. Stop praising me and holding up the rest of the room.” SGAP sighed but opened the next one. Fang chuckled, “Thor is locked up.”
