I gasped, “You’ve been hitting the eggnog early. I specified no one could drink until it was the right time. SGAP, PEOPLE ARE NOT FOLLOWING MY RULES!” SGAP replied, “I couldn’t be bothered to care. I’m not policing adults about their alcohol consumption."
I gasped, “For shame! My wind-up toys are malfunctioning on this magical day.” Beta Tex chuckled, “I haven’t had anyalcohol.” I sighed in relief, “Well, that’s good. I just don’t know why you are talking crazy if it’s not the sauce.” I spotted my mate and ran over to her.
I asked, “Lovely mate of mine, why aren’t you in your special Lacy chair?” Lacy asked, “My what? I was just going to sit with Finn and Buttercup.” I told her, “That’s all good and fine. The chair is charmed to take you wherever you want to go. We can’t have you walking yourself into early labor; therefore, my glorious, beautiful, wonderful mate you have your own personal chair of cheer.”
Lacy laughed, “The what?” I explained, “The Chair of Cheer. It’s your chair for the whole extravaganza that is today. There’s also a special ‘Lacy needs a nap’ room.” Lacy snickered, “I’d ask if you were serious, but I know you.” I replied, “As a heart attack.”
I led her over to the area where the chair would be and clapped. The four choices I had for her appeared. I heard pups gasp and Lacy’s jaw dropped. I said, “My perfect amazing mate, you must choose between the ornament cave, the reindeer couch, the snowmen couch, or the Christmas tree cove.”
Lacy whispered, “Dylan.” I told her, “Have no fear, whatever you don’t pick is available for the pups to have fun on.” I whispered, “I made the snowman have lavender accents just for you.” Lacy admitted, “I do like that one. I don’t think I can climb into the ornament or the tree at this point in my pregnancy.”
I led her to the couch and told her, “Simply tell the massive relax-y couch where you want to go. It cannot knock anyone down.” I whispered, “Except SGAP.” The man himself yelled, “DYLAN FROST!” Lacy giggled, which was the goal.
I gasped, “Look, SGAP your Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess has arrived.” Haley snapped her fingers, and all the women were in festive clothes, along with some men. I cooed, “Look at you, Lacy.” My mate was in a red, floor lengthdress style deal that had white snowflakes on it and fur lining the cuffs. There was a slit for her legs.
Lacy rubbed her belly, “Gosh, I love Fairies. I don’t feel like a whale in this at all. I somehow feel sexy.” I replied, “Because you are the sexiest of sexies!” Haley was now in a tight white top and a tight red skirt with white trim and white boots.
Lacy told me, “I do want to see what Finn and Buttercup are working on.” I jumped on her couch, and we flew above everyone’s head then lowered down. The pups gasped, “Wow!” Then several clamored over to the other chair options that Lacy didn’t select.
Finn said, “That’s so cool, dad!” Lacy agreed, “It is.” I told Finn, “We always take care of our mates, son.” Finn put his arm around Emma. I told her, “That is an adorable doll you’re building. You’re so talented. Lacy, are you teaching the pups to sew when I’m working?”
Lacy laughed, “I did teach Buttercup, but Emma wasn’t me.” Alpha Baby Daddy said, “I taught all my pups to sew.” I gasped, “EXCUSE A MOI! YOU CAN SEW?! Hold the presses. I need more details. Beta Mattie, I see you over there with your litter of pups. HOW DARE YOU NOT SEND A MEMO ABOUT THIS! The Beta Chat will be in shambles.”
Beta James said, “We are all here. Since we are I’ve been meaning to tell you something. Please stop the yodeler in our pack.” I snorted, “I can’t, so I shan’t.” Beta James groaned, “You hired the man so you can obviously stop him.” I snorted, “Man? As in singular? On this very blessed Christmas Eve? I think you should probably talk to your Alpha and do a recount.”
I whispered, “Who is being yodeled at by so many, and Carolers are there too. Plus, I had a shop set up there so the pups could all create toys. Think of how happy they would be. It’s probably why your Alpha hasn’t linked you to kill me yet. I must have the balance between people threatening to kill me andactually actively trying to off moi. I’m about to have a newborn pup, Beta James. Embrace the balance I bring with my chaos.”
Beta James groaned and picked up his phone. I snorted, “Technology ruins us all. My Beta brother could just link his Alpha, but he’s going to call him. OHHHH, I know why he’s calling. He wants to hear the yodeling and the Carolers. Hearing is believing people.”
Beta Mattie sighed. I warned, “Don’t you start. You withheld CRUCIAL information about my wind-up toy known as Alpha Baby Daddy. Tell me more and I’ll consider not getting you back for that. You owe me so much that I can’t believe you are holding details back on me.”
Beta Mattie retorted, “I think I’m the one who needs to get you back. You clogged up my mate’s schedule for your party during his busy time.” I gasped, “I got on his schedule before SO many people! Which means, they clogged up his schedule. The area clearly did not respect the fact that I am hosting the superior party. They SHALL get the memo for next year, have no fear.”
Lacy’s couch flew her over to the food and knocked SGAP off his stool by hitting his shoulder because he was looking at his pup. I grinned at him while he glared at me. Alpha Baby Daddy said, “My mom taught me and Cameron to sew when we were pups. We could afford new clothes, but we helped the Omega’s in our pack sew and led by example that you don’t always need new things.”
I gasped, “That’s an adorable thing to do. I love that practical life lesson. SGAP, take note! Other Alpha’s have skills you don’t.” SGAP smirked. I gasped, “Don’t you say it. Don’t even for a single second say you possess this skill.”
SGAP gloated, “I can also sew, Dylan.” I shouted, “BETA CALEB, BETA NICK, AND BETA JIM FOR SHAME ON YOU ALL!” Gamma Marshall chimed in, “All of us can all sew.” Fanggrumbled, “Mommy Queenie Meanie probably made them keep it secret.” I agreed.
I asked out loud, “Why is this some pack kept secret? Hold please.” I held up my hand and signed up for a sewing class. Fang told me, “That’s a good idea. We can’t let everyone else know how if we don’t know how to.” I agreed, “For sure.”
I called, “Travis, Lucas, and little Landon, you all have no fear! I have signed us up. You too Dale! We will learn how to sew. Nathan, you’re up too. I’m refusing to think that good old Porter didn’t tell everyone you can sew. OH, MY STARS! FRANK, I’LL SIGN YOU UP TOO!”
Frank sighed, “I suppose I could take a class.” I told Alpha Baby Daddy, “How dare you let your old man get bored. I’m on it. Frank needs sewing classes. ISAAC MY GOOD MAN, I SIGNED YOU UP TOO! SGAP, proof or it didn’t happen. Show me your skills.”
SGAP rolled his eyes, “I’m not…” My Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess asked, “What the fuck is sewing?” SGAP split his face and told her, “I’ll show you.” I gasped, “What a strange turn of events. I cannot believe that’s how we get to see SGAP show us his skills. Who could’ve seen that coming?” Everyone snickered.
I whipped my phone out and filmed SGAP sewing a purse. Fang admitted, “I’m actually stunned.” SGAP was using MULTIPLE fabrics. The outside was red, and he put cute fabric on the inside that was white and saidho hoin red and green font. The straps were black and he honest to god put a belt around it and sewed it on.
I gaped at him when he handed it to his wife who squealed and hugged him like he handed her the millions of dollars he had to his name. Fang snorted, “Thor is a billionaire.” I knew that, I just didn’t acknowledge it.
My Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess shouted, “I fucking love it! I can’t fucking believe you made this. That’s fascinating." I snorted, “You have no idea how fascinating it is. Don’t worry, SGAP. I have the video proof, and I SHALL send it to the masses. Maybe we'll get you a side gig in a sewing factory.”
Haley asked, “A fucking what?” I answered, “A factory where all people do is sew, sew, sew. It’s a job.” Cassie squealed, “Daddy, can I have a purse to match mommy’s?” SGAP kissed her on the forehead, answering, “Of course you can, Princess.”
I rubbed my eyes. I shouted, “LUCAS, QUICK! THE DALEK’S ARE RIGHT ON MY TAIL! WE MUST RESET THE TIME CIRCUITS! WHERE IS THE SCREWDRIVER?!” Lucas chuckled, “I think you left it behind.” I gasped, “OH NO! ARE WE STUCK HERE?!” Lucas answered, “I’m afraid so.” Several people laughed.
I groaned, “Beta Caleb, I’m cut to the quick. Why didn’t I know SGAP could sew?” Nathan muttered, “I didn’t know my boy could sew either.” Fang gasped, “I knew it was Mommy Queenie Meanie’s fault!” Yeah, that would be exactly what was going on.
