Beta Drake said, “It was a competition she entered. Jason is accepting the award on her behalf because the humans think it’s his project.” I hummed, “Then she should be here sulking she doesn’t get credit.”
Beta Drake laughed, “She’s the one who entered Jason, because it was a human competition and they wouldn’t understand that she’s a genius. My daughter doesn’t like it when people discount how smart she is.”
Fang huffed, “She could still be here.” I agreed but I was clearly not winning that battle. I waved, “Moving on, since that’s like beating a dead horse. The point for you Conners boys was he’s drinking too much. Maybe have a chat with Papa Conners and get a hold of that letter he still reads and burn it.”
Harold asked, “He still reads it?” I whispered, “Nightly, but he locks it up tight like a samsonite so I can’t burn it myself. It’s like he knew my plan because he’s known me since I was born. It’s blatant cheating.”
“Do something about that, my precious windup toys. My ninjas want it to be his choice, and I don’t possess their skills. I’m giving it one more week before I ask Maximus, because I know that you all know he’ll do it.”
SGAP growled, “I will handle that.” I clapped, “Good man. Now, get your pops drinking like one less bottle a night. Maybe by the New Year we can have him consuming a reasonable amount. Since all the pups think he stopped drinking. It’s aslim hope, but it’s still one we have. Saint Nick is here to grant wishes.”
Darrin snorted, “Kris is painting pumpkins with the pups who are cheering us on.” I sighed, “I know. We are such slackers. We haven’t even caught the little pumpkin man in the bus. What’s his name again?” Fang snickered in my head.
SGAP shouted, “SAM!” I clapped triumphantly, “AH HA! I KNEW YOU WATCHED MY SCARY MOVIE LIST! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dylan and Lacy day IS THE BEST!” SGAP jumped onto the back bumper of the bus and opened the door.
I snorted, “That was very athletic. It’s a party foul for Lacy and Dylan day since this should be all about me, but I’ll allow it this once.” SGAP snarked back, “Well, thanks!” We all jumped in the bus through the door he’d opened.
I rubbed my hands together, “Ok, SGAP you throw little Sam up there back to us. We will use the sledgehammers here to SMASH HIM TO PIECES while you stop the bus.” SGAP asked, “Why don’t I get to smash anything? You know what? Pretend I didn’t ask.”
Alpha Male Teke chuckled. I waved, “Have no fear, I’ll answer you. Only because you begged and we are little embarrassed for you. This is your lot in life as the resident SGAP. You have to stop the bus from reaching those pups from your pack. We are barreling towards them.” SGAP shouted, “WHAT?!”
I whispered, “We could tell him that’s a projection, or dolls, but what fun is that? He’s already wound into action.” Fang snickered. SGAP threw Sam back to us and I swung my sledgehammer. We smashed little Sam to pieces. We had to grab on when SGAP pumped the breaks.
SGAP yelled, “THE BREAKS JUST GAVE OUT!” I offered, “Just steer until we slow down, or put us in the water. I betwe float.” I linked Lacy, “Do we float?” Lacy purred, “You’re so smart.” I shouted, “WATER, SGAP!”
SGAP huffed, “You’d better be right.” I whispered, “He acts like his Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess would let us get hurt. I can’t believe he doubts her.” SGAP snarled and floored it to the lake. Our bus turned into a floating boat bus.
I chuckled, “And you doubted me and your special fun sized….” SGAP snarled interrupting me, “I have never doubted my Angel.” I saw a man standing on the shore. I shouted, “OMG!” I pointed at the shore saying, “It’s Jason!”
Beta Drake asked, “My son?” I snorted, “No, he’s apparently off accepting awards that aren’t his. I’m cut to the quick you thought I wouldn’t honor his nickname of Jase. It stings and you’ll have to make it up for me. Not with liquor because you’re all out.”
I shot a look at the Conners who rolled their eyes. I whispered, “Just not for long because SGAP is totally going to have a shipment sent to you ever so quickly.” Beta Drake smirked at me. I loudly said, “From the movie, people. He has on a hockey mask.”
Jackson shouted, “He’s going towards the pups!” I replied, “That’s really against his M.O. He’s against people who do the dance with no pants. It’s quite puritan and rude of him. The Ninja Assassin’s should get him for those views he holds. Oh well. SWIM!”
I jumped out the back and began to swim to shore. Lucas ended up pulling me out. I gasped, “You are FINALLY here! Where have you been? We’ve missed our classic line of SGAP yelling ‘LUCAS’ to try and get me to stop driving him out of depression and back into anger where he belongs.”
Lucas stared at me then said, “You sent me to…” I cut him off, “I sent you nowhere. I was a little upset you weren’t celebratingDylan and Lacy day, but I see you were bamboozled. By your own sister, who I am mated to since you love to point that out.”
Lucas growled, “LACY!” I assured him, “It’s probably because we were ringing in the celebratory day in bed, if you catch my drift, until the party started. Lacy was thinking of your sensitive ears. That’s so sweet of her when you think about it.”
Lucas shouted, “DYLAN!” I grinned, “Ahhh, the classics are just what Dylan and Lacy day needs right now. SGAP was twitching to yell your name earlier and couldn’t do it.” Lucas rolled his eyes. I shouted, “SAINT NICK, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!” I squealed when he pulled out a machete.
The Blue Moon pups cheered. Finn chanted, “Saint Nick! Saint Nick! Saint Nick!” I gasped, “I’m so twitterpated with pride for my pup!” I fist pumped and joined the chant as we ran over. Saint Nick was suddenly in his Christmas outfit.
I linked Lacy, “Ok, the level Christmas / Lacy Dylan day loving you’re getting just keeps getting higher. I’m going to bust out the Christmas sex toys you found. Lacy gets an orgasm from every vibrating gingerbread’s shlong. It’s clitmas all over again for you, my love.”
Lacy laughed, “I thought you’d like this touch.” I gasped, “Like it? That’s not a good enough word. I adore, love, hold dear, treasure, cherish, and admire this move. I know those all mean the same thing, but that’s how much I feel about this moment.
We reached the fight when Saint Nick chopped Jason’s head off. I picked up the gasoline and doused him in it before Lucas set him on fire. I hugged him, “I missed you, my Alpha buddy. You just know all my moves. These guys merely moved out of the way for my javelin fight.”
SGAP argued, “We ripped the rider to pieces.” I huffed, “After I told you to. Lucas would’ve shifted into Dominic and been waiting. Don’t be jealous of our connection, SGAP. I’m his Beta and he’s my Sleep Tyrant."
SGAP dryly commented, “I have quite literally never been jealous that you are Lucas’s Beta a day in my life. The dose I get of you in my life is quite enough. You work best with Lucas anyway.” I squealed, “Do you all hear the showering of praises he gives me?”
All the pups cheered, “You guys did it.” I hummed, “Did we? Saint Nick did it. He slayed the Halloween monsters and now CHRISTMAS GETS ITS MOMENT!” Darrin sighed, “You’re still skipping Thanksgiving.”
I snorted, “Even the humans barely acknowledge Thanksgiving, youngest Conners until I find your dad’s second chance mate. Christmas decorations and such have been out in store for weeks. They even started packing up the Halloween decorations. Thanksgiving is the forgotten holiday, and I say good riddance. Christmas is where it’s at!”
