I cooed out loud, “I hear you loud and clear. You’re so concerned about your human type growl and your lack of Gamma instincts. I’m on the case. WE SHALL FIND ANSWERS FOR YOU!” Cassandra huffed and walked away while I winked at SGAP.
Fang grumbled, “If that woman could just die that would be great.” Barring a miraculous, wonderful accident Cassandra wasn’t going to die. We all turned in sync when Cassandra screamed. Just in time to see a skunk spray her.
I whispered, “That skunk did the gods and goddesses work. I’m going to leave out a smattering assortment of food for it to feast on later. After the competition of who can send their mate into bliss enough for magic to be released first festivities ends.” Lacy snickered along with other people.
Cassandra screamed, “HALEY CONNERS!” I gasped, “You are so bold, Mommy Queenie Meanie.” Yelling at SGAP’s pregnant Luna was a choice only insane people made. Cassandra stomped back over, “She makes those animals be mean to me.”
I chimed in, “Umm, you walked near a sleeping skunk and woke it up. What did you expect? We are worried about your lack of scenting abilities since you should’ve known it was there. You’re interfering with my plans and all that jazz. It’s time forthe challenge to begin while the ninjas get all the answers. Don’t mess with my plans. The rogues learned I’m enemy number two today. You’ve been warned.”
Nathan pointed out, “My wife isn’t a rogue.” Fang huffed, “Unfortunately. If she was, we could kill her.” Cassandra demanded, “Make the animals back off, Haley.” Haley replied, “I had nothing to do with that skunk bothering you. You woke it up, not me. Hell, I don’t have anything to do with any of the other animals doing anything to you. Contrary to what you think, I don’t discuss you with the goddamn wildlife around here.”
Fang squealed, “Our tiny Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess threw out so many evasions.” So very many. One, Haley herself had nothing to do with it. Fairy involvement was definitely a factor AND Haley knew who it was. Two, Haley had talked to the wildlife about Cassandra, just not here.
Cassandra glared at her. I jumped back into the conversation, “Can you please try not ruin Christmas pup Frost for me?” Cassandra rolled her eyes, “Nathan and I are leaving. Or I am since he never takes my side. Besides, my heat is soon enough. I don’t need to go into heat early.”
I agreed, “Right you are. You’re only having problems conceiving and if SGAP, your son, wins the competition with Lucas then the Fairy magic released has healing properties that could help you conceive. It’s very normal you don’t want that to happen.”
Travis linked, “Sarcasm detected again.” Because I was being very sarcastic. I turned to the man I’d always respected and felt sorry for. “I’m very sorry about your non-sexy filled evening, Nathan. I tried ever so hard for you.”
Nathan smirked at me. Cassandra gasped, “You are being so inappropriate, Dylan.” Haley jumped in asking, “How? Dylan is merely pointing out obvious fucking things. Also, you have no right to talk to a Beta like that in our territory.”
YES! Haley was going to quote rules again. Fang chuckled in my head. I linked Lacy, “Cassandra is about to get SLAPPED with a pack rule, I feel it in my soul.” Lacy agreed, “She definitely is.” My mate squeezed me, and I put my arm around her.
Fang said, “Kiara needs reassurances we are ok.” I replied, “How silly of her. They clearly see us standing here beside them right now. Our mate is now our barnacle. My dreams come true.” Fang laughed in my head.
Haley continued, “Especially after he just saved this pack from rogues, Goblins, and Fairies.” Cassandra interrupted, “That’s clearly your fault.” My jaw actually dropped. I linked Lucas, “THE DRAMA!” Lucas glanced at me wide eyed.
Lacy linked, “I might rip her throat out.” I cooed, “Who could blame you? Your mate was in danger and your allied Luna and friend, who is pregnant, is being verbally attacked. Ye of Alpha blood can only handle so much.”
Haley said, “I had nothing to do with this attack and that’s a very heavy accusation to make.” I cooed, “One could call it insulting. SGAP is turning red, he’s going to pass out soon. He’s trying so hard to let his mate handle this, but we all know he’ll lose that battle. Then the top of his head will just blow right off. Steam and all.”
People glanced at me in shock when really, they should be used to me doing these things. I’m the gasoline to the fire. Haley continued, “I assume based on the pack bylaws ten subsection twenty-seven you have evidence I was behind this attempt on our allies fucking Beta who is my friend’s life. Not to mention myself, children, and my own guards.”
I added, “I also was not supposed to be over here.” Fang growled, “It was Mommy Queenie Meanie, not the Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess!” Yes, but unlike Cassandra I wasn’t dumb enough to say it out loud without evidence.
Haley added, “It’s a heavier penalty to accuse me when I’m pregnant too.” Fang said, “I love that she knows the rules. Thor is going to explode.” I knew that. SGAP finally lost his battle to let his mate handle the situation herself.
SGAP snarled, “You did NOT just accuse my PREGNANT LUNA of orchestrating an attack on Dylan. Let alone herself and guards, mom!” I linked Lucas, “Should I point out our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess is heavily pregnant and due any week now?”
Lucas replied, “Yeah, no. Don’t do that.” I grinned at him replying, “I hear what you’re saying.” Lucas rolled his eyes, “I don’t think you do. I think you’re hearing things I did not say and are about to make this situation just go off the rails even more.”
I chimed in, “SGAP, I’m here for you in your hour of need. Which should be all about me, since I nearly died. I’m such a good person.” Most people growled over the thought of me dying. I grinned, “The love poureth over for me, and I soak it all up in the manner intended.”
I waved, “Back to your question, SGAP. Mommy Queenie Meanie did in fact make such accusations. We worry about this because your heavily pregnant Luna could be sent into labor early from the stress of such an accusation. She did have to heal her Hackura side too so really any moment is go time now.”
“I was under the impression we kept calm vibes for your precious and perfect Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Assassin Luna during her pregnancies. I believe that was established in her first pregnancy with your triplets, by the person throwing the accusation even.”
“We must do something about her memory. It’s more a problem than Lucas’s. Mommy Queenie Meanie is possibly trying to put her daughter in law into early labor after she had toheal herself and others. It’s a sad day here for the memory loss going around.”
Lacy linked me cackling. SGAP snarled, “That had BETTER not be true, mom!” Cassandra sighed, “He’s grandstanding, like he always does.” I gasped, “Hurtful. I have a name. It’s Beta almost died today Dylan Frost. Also, that doesn’t make me wrong, and I would like to point out that you didn’t say I was.”
Black Mountain growled at their former Luna who scoffed. Fang linked, “She still didn’t deny it.” I knew that, but everyone here thought I was being dramatic. Well, besides the Beta bloods who looked suspicious.
Mommy Queenie Meanie must poison the water around here. Fang scoffed, “I wouldn’t doubt it’s exactly that.” SGAP was born suspicious, and he just looked pissed off. No eyebrow raises or eyes narrowing. The repair shop really needed to go into overtime with this error.
SGAP demanded, “Go wash that stench off, mom. Then report to Caleb for the duties you’ll have for false accusations since we ALL know my Luna had NOTHING to do with this.” Haley said, “For the record, that was a baseless accusation. I had absofuckinglutely nothing to do with this.”
Cassandra replied, “Eric, you’re being unfair and taking my words out of context!” Nathan urged, “Let’s go get in a tomato bath, honey.” Cassandra pushed him away, “I’m meeting my friends. Haley, snap this stench off me.”
