“My wife is good at it. She posts two.” He leaned over to look closer. “Ooh, do that one. With the funny one. Where you laugh.”
The one of me kissing her forehead with her eyes closed and the one of us laughing. They really were perfect.
The flight crew started the usual safety speech as I sat there trying to figure out what to put as the caption. Violet would read this and it affected her too. I had to get it right. Acid churned in my throat.
I started typing.
Mine then, mine now.
Delete. Too possessive when she wasn’t really mine.
My sunshine.
Delete. Too mushy, even if it was true.
My partner in crime.
Delete. Too soon after last night’s debauchery.
My lips curved up when I thought of it. It would mean something to her and prove something to the rest of the world.
The fries to my Frosty.
COMMENTS (13)
Interesting that Jones isn’t dressing when he just got caught with his dick out
Figures that Ohio’s so bad. Their captain’s too busy railing college girls
Actually he posted a pic with her. It’s his gf
Jonesy’s dating a girl in college?
At least he found the only hot girl in Ohio
WHEN CAN WE TRADE HIM
I’d rather have washed up Dylan Sorrento for a captain than Jones. At least the Princes had Cup runs
Ohio’s so boring Jones had to go to college parties in a corn field for some excitement
Surprised they didn’t call it a lower body injury for his dick getting dipped so hard
That’s the girl he dated in college. Violet Gennari.
UGH THEY ALWAYS DATE SOME GIRL FROM THEIR PAST (sobbing emoji)
At least she’s not blonde (shrug emoji)
(up arrow emoji) A win is a win
Does anybody have a screen recording of the makeout? I need it. For science.
Related: anyone good at making deep fakes?
Insult to injury.That was the theme of my life lately.
This was the second game of a road stand, but the first I was allowed to play in. I had to sit out the first because of my mini-scandal. And now we just took another loss in Tampa.
