While I satin the Wendy’s drive thru, I checked my messages. The fantasy team group chat was another source of absolute nonsense.
VINCE
Looks like Violet’s been holding out on us with the insider trading
(broken link from Slapped Shot)
GARETH
link doesn’t work bro
VINCE
hang on let me find a screen recording
anyway, Vi, do you have something to tell us?
VIOLET
absolutely not
VINCE
fess up or I will be forced to open an investigation into this insider trading
unless you provide a signed jersey
FART SALAD
wait, what did she do?
VIOLET
nothing that is anyone’s business
FART SALAD
oh I just looked it up. she and Jonesy made out at a college party?
VIOLET
need I remind you that you’re an MD and the people in this group call you Fart Salad?
whatever crime made that nickname happen is far worse than the PRIVATE MOMENT that I had
NOURI
Vi, I’m supposed to tell you that Maya wants you to call her right away because she’s bored and your life is suddenly not boring
also she says tell Colt hi
anyway call her or she’s going to rat to your parents
VIOLET
tell Maya to take care of my niece and mind her biz
VINCE
