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“That’s not bad, Mom,” Derrick piped up. “I thought for sure you’d delve into his

psyche for reasons behind his commitment phobia. Or maybe prescribe him a set of pills

to take his foot out of his mouth so he can talk to the woman without sounding like an

ass.”

Dylan snickered, as did Derrick. But their mother ignored them.

“What you need to do is find out what she likes and dislikes. Men always like to talk

about themselves, and frankly it gets annoying. But ask her what she likes, what makes

her happy, and she’ll respect you for it. And don’t,do not, pressure the girl for sex on the

first date.”

Gage flushed. He hated when his mother brought S-E-X into the conversation. God

forbid he tell her he’d been showcasing his dick for the women across the quad, teasing

the woman he’d been dreaming of banging for the last six months.

“Mother, now you’ve embarrassed the boy.” Dylan shook his head, his hands stuffed

into the pockets of his Nautica pants, his dress shirt perfectly pressed and tucked into his

slacks as if he were a mannequin at Macy’s. A regular clothes horse.

Gage stared down at his ragged jeans and T-shirt, then glanced at Derrick’s shorts

and tank top and had to grin.

“Shut up, Mr. Nautica. Damn, Dylan. Don’t you own any clothes that don’t have a

name of their own? And quit picking on me. At least I’m trying. Why don’t you tell Mom

about your last boyfriend? Talk about commitment issues.”

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Dylan stammered when his mother suddenly turned on him, and Gage shared a smile

with Derrick.

Younger than the twins by four years, Gage had always looked up to his brothers as

larger than life. Both handsome and athletic, intelligent and witty, the Warren twins had,

to this point, walked a charmed life. Gage, on the other hand, had plenty of rough edges,

like his father before him, but, for some unknown reason, never had a problem attracting

women. Now keeping them, that was another matter.

He didn’t like flattery, playing games, or catering to a woman’s every whim. His