ME:I just got home and you’re not here. I thought maybe you got kidnapped or something.
JACK:Haha.
ME:Okay, only that last part was a joke. I was actually worried, I’ll have you know.
JACK:...
JACK:...
JACK:Am I really that much of a hermit?
ME:Yes.
ME:But if you’d like to be less hermity, the gang is all coming to my bar next Friday night to celebrate Gemma’s last day of school. We’d love for you to come if you’re free.
JACK:I’ll think about it.
ME:GUYS. I just got my first official order!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARLEY:Woohoo! That’s so exciting, Sadie!
GEMMA:Yes, girl! Get that money!!!
NICK:What did you end up setting your price point at? What are the profit margins looking like?
GEMMA:Yawn.
HARLEY:When’s it for?
ME:I’ve got to deliver it on Friday morning
GEMMA:Now we have two things to celebrate next weekend!
JACK:I was gonna order pizza tonight if you want to partake.
ME:Are you seriously texting me when I’m a floor away from you?
JACK:You’re upstairs, so technically it’s two floors.
ME:Wow.
ME:And yes to pizza. Obviously.
JACK:Pepperoni and black olives?
ME:You’re so well trained.
JACK:Were you planning on watching Real Housewives again tonight?
ME:Yeah, unless you have big plans for the TV.
JACK:Nope. No plans...
ME:Did you want to join me?
JACK:I do really need to see what happens with Porsha.
JACK:If you don’t mind.
