Adam
I can apologize for myself. (But same…Isla read me the riot act tonight for focusing on the wrong thing)
Owen
Do you need anything? Want to come over tomorrow to watch the game?
Will
I still have questions.
Owen
Leave it alone.
Will
What? They aren’t about her age.
Seth
It’s none of our business, bud.
Will
Do none of you follow him online?
Adam
No.
Seth
No.
Owen
Of course not.
Will
Well, Catie does, and I’m getting quite the education over here. Apparently #ReboundJosh is trending. You might not think this is any of our business, but our grumpy hermit brother is at the middle of a bigamy scandal.
Josh
Oh fuck off, it’s not bigamy. It’s not anything.
Will
You shouldn’t have deleted your TikTok account. You could have set the record straight for everyone there. And, you know, your curious family.
Owen
I’m not on TikTok.
That was the last text before Josh’s phone rang. It was Seth.
God his brothers meant well, but he couldn’t do this. He declined the call, then flipped back to the group chat.