So, if I have to eat it. Pepperoni and green pepper.
Well. Now I feel bad for calling you out.
I know how you can make it up to me.
How? Tow your trailer of music equipment to your bus?
Oh, wait. I already did that.
What’s the equivalent of a dick pic for a girl?
Absolutely not.
I couldn’t stop the laugh that bubbled up inside me.
Come on. It could be fun.
Are you beingserious? That’s gross.
It’s like a menu, but only pictures.
I gave her about thirty seconds to text back, and when she didn’t, I texted her again. I was messing around about the whole thing, but I wanted to see how far I could push her.
I’m just kidding.
I’m not like that.
You’re not?
No
So, if I sent you a picture of my kitty cat right now, you wouldn’t enjoy that?
Is this part of a test? What is the correct answer here?
I don’t like cats, but pussies are like a fine wine that gets better with time.
She tried to be coy with her words, but I wouldn’t let her. No cute little nickname would change the fact that we were talking about her body and the holy grail it contained.
OMG. I can’t believe you just said that.
What can I say? I’m a guy who knows what he likes.
No. Change of subject. Do you like… cheese?
Really? A movie reference?
It’s all I could think of.
Fine. I’ll play.
Doesn’t everyone?
Not if they are allergic.
Bless their heart.
What else ya got?
