Page 17 of The Love Prank


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Handsyguy37:Not an excuse. My brothers are my best friends in the world. They drive me crazy ninety-nine percent of the time, but they’re still my favorite people.

DogPerson158:That’s amazingly sweet. Unless you’re in some sort of family-run commune. Have you ever met any people outside of your family? Is the Internet your only way to communicate with the world?

I laugh again. She’s funny. And it’s hard to be funny without being face-to-face. I consider what her face might look like. Would her eyes sparkle when she gave me shit? Would she smirk? Or would she keep a straight face? Would I have a hard time telling when she was teasing me versus when she was being her blunt self?

Handsyguy37:We don’t call it a commune. We call it a connection because we are all spiritually connected. We are all one. We are all family. You should join. It’s totally fun.

DogPerson158:You made me drop my phone. Please tell me you’re fucking with me.

Handsyguy37:I’m totally fucking with you. How about you? Close to your family?

DogPerson158:Without revealing any personal details, let’s just say, I’m close to my family, but I also have a best friend who’s not family. So, I’m not as close to mine as you are to yours.

Handsyguy37:What are we going to talk about if we can’t share personal details? Our favorite sexual positions?

DogPerson158:Nothing tonight. I’m going to bed.

Handsyguy37:Talk tomorrow?

DogPerson158:I commit to nothing. We’ll talk when we talk.

I wait a few seconds for her to send another message and, when she doesn’t, I contact the next person on my list. She responds almost immediately.

SaraFine16:Hi.

Handsyguy37:Thanks for getting back to me. How do you feel about handsome, bearded guys?

SaraFine16:It’s fine.

What’s fine? The beard? I have no idea what to say to this woman. But would Sebastian like a woman who doesn’t have a lot to say? He tells me all the time that I talk too much.

Handsyguy37:Great! What do you like to do for fun?

SaraFine16:All kinds of things. How about you?

Wow. Okay.

Handsyguy37:I work a lot, but I also really enjoy being outdoors. Rock climbing, skiing, running. I’m a gym rat too. I love lifting heavy. Any of that appeal to you?

SaraFine16:Not really.

And I’m calling it.

Handsyguy37:Guess we aren’t a great fit. It was nice talking to you.

SaraFine16:Okay. Bye.

The shivering is getting so bad my teeth are chattering, but it’s still too early for me to go to bed. If we had a dog, I’d take him for a walk. Instead, I take myself for a walk. Levi’s house is in a neighborhood with actual sidewalks, and it’s not too far from town.

I head out with no destination in mind, but end up at one of the local bars. I don’t know anyone there, but I make friends the way most people breathe.

I end up staying out far later than I should.

CHAPTER FIVE

Amelia

I’m smiling as I pull up to a small house about ten miles outside of town. I’m not exactly sure why I’m smiling. Maybe because Harper gave me a big hug this morning and told me she loves me. Maybe because I got a great night’s sleep.