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Paisley:I can’t believe you hired an escort to go to the engagement party. How desperate can you get?

Bianca:give it a rest

Angela:I have one piece of advice for you: grow the fuck up! Don’t act like Josh is some kind of prize.

Natasha:he’s a stripper, not an escort

Paisley:How much did you pay him to eat your kitty in the car?

Natasha:Not a damn cent! I don’t have to pay or trick anyone into doing anything with me. Unlike you…Congrats on the baby, by the way!!!

Bianca:Wait? You’re pregnant?

Oh, this is getting good.

Natasha:it’s how she got Josh to leave me

Paisley:Stop lying to make yourself feel better.

I pocket my phone and decide to get the walk of shame out to my car over with.

Toxic is waiting for me outside the door, holding a bag with all my things.

A part of me wants to slap the smile off his stupid, chiseled jawline.

A smaller, stupider part of me wants to kiss him.

“It was, ah, nice unclogging your pipes,” he says, his cheeks tinting with color.

A shy Hunk. How cute.

I grab my bag and try to think of what to say, but words fail me, so I dart past and rush off of the bus.

As I walk across the parking lot, I hear a gasp. “Samantha?”

Panic floods me as I look up to see who’s just called my name.

It’s Natasha, who is still wearing the bustier she was in last night.

Shit!

I caused this, and probably deserve it, but that doesn’t mean I want to be the subject of endless catty gossip.

Working in PR has given me a mind for fixing problems, and this is a very big problem. So I put my skills to use.

I pull out my phone and send a text to the group chat, hoping to buy some goodwill with the woman I just epically screwed over.

Samantha:Natasha: 1 / Paisley: 0

ONE

Samantha

Present Day

It’s just not possible.

I press my eyes closed, trying to will myself into a different state of consciousness. Perhaps an out-of-body experience.