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Shared that it’s been 40 days since he last got laid. We did not ask.

Key Quote:“I’ve got needs, West. Like a flesh cactus with nowhere to bloom.”

(If I get sick and have to chuck, I’ll pass the log to Brandt.)

18:26 – West Needs a Bathroom Break

(Written in margin)“If I do not urinate in the next 4 minutes I will die and haunt Riggs with my ghost pee.”

18:32 – Mandy Raised His Hand (Properly)

Shared a thoughtful update about his scar healing process and the emotional weight of acceptance.

Everyone was quiet.

McCormick teared up.

Then Valor sneezed into Mandy’s yarn. It was spiritual.

18:45 – Additional Rule Violation

Pharo tried to leave early after his share.

Riggs said, “Nope.”

Pharo sat back down and muttered,“I didn’t need this emotional ambush.”

He stayed.

18:52 – Group Reminder from Riggs:

Don’t overshare and ghost.

Don't under-share and vibe-kill.

Stop dry-humping the metaphorical line between rules.

18: 55 - Show and Tell

Rhett explains the paper he’s folding is not in fact a vagina, like Jax claims, but actually a Bird of Paradise flower from flesh-colored paper.

18: 59 - Additional Rule Violation

Stiles spills his coffee and curses, but uses dried up old curse words.

Zero points for originality.