Page 46 of Daddy Issues


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samantherpanther

It’s me,Sam

How are you messagingme?

waterwingluna16

from my tablet

i need to ask u smth

Oh God, another potential minefield, this time with text receipts. I picture Kira showing her mom our entire chat history, which, to be fair, mostly consists of variations ofhi.

samantherpanther

Is it a question your dad can answer?

waterwingluna16

im at my moms

im supposed to be asleep

what if I get my period at school and it gets on my pants

samantherpanther

I bet your mom or dad could bring you some clean clothes

waterwingluna16

what if they can’t get there???

bc of work

I order another G&T and glance around again. Hal is enmeshed in an intense-looking conversation about George Saunders being overrated.

samantherpanther

if no one else can come, you messageme

period rescue commmitteeee

I catch Hal’s eye, waiting for arescue mesignal. He wavestome, but I’m not sure he’s waving meover.There’s a difference.

And a completely sober me would have recognized that.

But the me who’s had several G&Ts does not. She decides to approach.

“Hey,” I say to him. “I thought you were coming back.”

Hal looks mildly annoyed at my interruption.

“The event’s going to start in a couple minutes,” says the woman on the other side of Hal. She’s wearing a backless jumpsuit. I assume she’s an MFA student who gets off on attending these dry literary events in sexy outfits while telling everyone about her autofiction. “I’m going to use the restroom.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t,” I tell her gravely. “Unless you carry your own soap.”

She gives me a tight little smile. “I’ll take my chances.” Then she turns to Hal and asks, “Can you get me another drink before it starts?”