At the pub 3 blocks away
I’m being nonconned into attending trivia
9:37p.m.
Ari:oh goddddd he thinks he’s funny. He’s doing bits
Why do people think this is a back door into stand-up? WHY
how does his wife put up with this???
Josh:Maybe he’s one of those men who go down on a woman for more than three minutes with the right amount of enthusiasm.
Ari:doubtful
9:41p.m.
Ari:Did you know Rembrandt’s first name was Rembrandt??
Josh:Everybody knows that.
Ari:Rembrandt Rembrandt??
I went outside for a cigarette.
Josh:You don’t smoke.
Van Rijn. Rembrandt van Rijn.
Ari:I assumed he was like cher
ok i’m making a run for it
I’ve taken enough shit from men in actual comedy. I draw the line here
9:52p.m.
Josh:Well, mine’s over.
Maybe seeing her in something other than Lululemon was off-putting.
10:02p.m.
Josh:Want to meet up? Debrief?
10:12p.m.
Josh:Hello?
Sun, Dec 11, 1:25a.m.
Ari:sorry, phone died just coming back from Brooklyn
Josh:You went back to their apartment?
Ari:Nope. Went back to Burp Castle
Wound up at the bartender’s place with him and his wife
