Donovan
Alright, let’s pump the brakes here. It’s been a kind of chaotic week. It was an inside joke, no role-playing. But even if it was, it’s better than a furry or some shit.
Bennett
Yesssssss. Welcome to the chat, Donovan Wright. Welcome. To. The. Chat.
Maverick
You are a sick fuck, Bennett. But more importantly, why are you taking Audra to the police station?
Murphy
Fucking Theo
Bennett
Fucking Theo
Donovan
Fucking Theo
Tucker
I’m right in the middle of something. But FuckingTheo. I’ll make the shirts.
Maverick
God, I hate that fucking guy. You know, he was saying some fucked up things at golf when I saw him. About how she was his girl, and he wasn’t letting her go. It felt off. He had been drinking, but has anyone heard through the grapevine if there are any other substances at play? I mean, the guys a dick, but this goes beyond that. I’m sure he knows she went home with Donovan after darts, and I bet that pissed him off. What’s he doing to her?
Bennett
I don’t know about other drugs, but he’s stalking her, dude. Straight up. Like disconnected cables on her car to strand her, showing up places, and shit like that.
Maverick
Fucking Theo. Is she ok?
Murphy
I think Batman has been taking care of things.
Donovan
Not sure I know you well enough to say fuck off, but fuck right off.
Maverick
Seriously, jokes aside, is she ok? I don’t trust Theo as far as I can throw him.
Donovan
She’s freaked out, but we’re all watching out for her now.
Murphy
Especially you
