*GIF* of man biting his lip
Liesel
*snort*
Cooper
What are you doing right now?
Liesel
I’m about to start baking for Christmas Adam.
*face palm emoji*
Cooper
You’re baking Christmas stuff and didn’t invite me?
Liesel
Jules and I were going to make them, but she got called in to work. #ERNurseLife
Cooper
Liesel Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Fischer. Invite me over now.
Liesel
Why?
Cooper
Have you not looked through my instagram? Christmas is my middle name! And I’m a WIZARD at baking. A North Pole Elven Wizard.
Elvish?
Elverino?
Liesel
Elverino for sure.
Isn’t all that baking your mom?
Cooper
She taught me everything she knows. I’m not kidding. Send me your address.
Liesel
You are to use this for emergency purposes only …
Twenty-five minutes later, Coop is standing in my kitchen.
Cooper Christmas Kellogg is standing in my kitchen, wearing jeans and a gray sweatshirt that says “Wanted: The Wet Bandits,” along with mugshots of Harry and Marv fromHome Alone.
My mom got my brothers and me that same sweatshirt two Christmases ago.
