I hadn’t even loggedinto my computer and Anika was already in my office. “Are you ready to talk about this weekend?”
“Good morning, happy Monday.”
“Bump all that. I let you stonewall me the other night because Dante was waiting for me in the car, but I have nowhere to be today.” Anika claimed one of the chairs in front of my desk, crossing her legs.
“There’s nothing to talk about.”
“Okay, so I see I need to treat you as a hostile witness.”
“What?”
“Ms. Irwin were you and Mr. Mosley on a date on the night I stopped by to pick up the burgundy dress that had my man taking it off of me with his teeth?”
“I want that dress dry cleaned before you return it.”
“Objection, the witness will answer the question.”
“No.”
“So what was he doing there?”
I clicked on an email attachment because unlike Anika, I actually had work to do. “Like I said it was work. I was giving him a tour of my apartment.”
“Your apartment and your pussy because?—”
“Stop it.”
“So you gave him a tour of your apartment and then you two had dinner?”
Hitching my shoulder I said, “We had to eat.”
“Hmm, I’m sure you kept his mouth full.”
“Objection.”
She pointed a wagging index finger in my direction. “Overfuckingruled.”
“I’m requesting a mistrial.”
“Bitch you’re about to be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole if you don’t answer my questions. Did you fuck him? And look me in the eyes when you answer because I know when you’re lying.”
“No.”
Anika leaned in. “Were you about to fuck him?”
“No, nah, nope.”
“Swear on Pudding Paws’s plushy life you’re telling the truth.”
Pudding Paws was the stuffed teddy bear I slept with for way too long as a kid. I named him Pudding Paws because his paws reminded me of tapioca pudding. And he may or may not be on one of the shelves in my closet as we speak.
“This is ridiculous. What I choose to do … or not do is my business.”
“We’re sisters, we tell each other everything. Like I’ve consumed so much cum this weekend I think I’m getting a sore throat.”
I aggressively gagged. “No one … no one needed or wanted to hear that. I could have gone my entire fucking life without that information. God you are such a fucking oversharer.”
“And you’re not a good sister. I gave you something now you have to give me something.”
