Edison: It makes sense, I mean I’m pretty amazing.
Day 12 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Edison: I have a beautiful blond in my bed right now.
Fancy: Do not play with me, Edison. I will hop on the next plane and scratch somebody’s eyes out.
Edison: Well, Katt’s claws are considerably sharper than yours and lately she doesn’t play when it comes to me.
Fancy: I thought she was an outside cat.
Edison: It’s been raining the last couple of days. I think she’s looking for cover from the storm. But it’s nice to have company. Yeti is also here and wants you to know I’m his favorite now.
Day 19 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Edison: Francesca?
Fancy: Whoa, are you mad at me?
Edison: Why would you ask that?
Fancy: Because you just called me by my government name. And that’s rare.
Edison: My bad, I didn’t notice. Not mad. Lonely, horny, and unmoisturized? Yes. But not mad.
Fancy: Why are you ashy?
Edison: Because when you left you took the fancy smell good lotion with you, and I’ve become accustomed to the finer things but I can’t remember the name of the brand.
Fancy: I’ll order you a jar, ASAP. I need you to stay pretty for me.
Edison: Thanks, if you could also slip a pair of your worn panties in the box I’d appreciate it.
Fancy: Eww … but maybe.
Day 27 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Fancy: Look up at the sky. Is the moon as big in Tennessee as it is in North Dakota?
Edison: It practically takes up the entire sky.
Fancy: I like the thought that we’re looking at the same moon even though we’re miles apart. It gives me a sense of comfort. Is that weird?
Edison: I don’t think it’s weird. I like the thought of the moon as our compass. Anytime you look up at the sky you think of me and know that I’m doing the same.
Day 32 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Edison: That video you sent me was …
Fancy: I wanted to remind you of what you’re missing.
Edison: Not gonna lie I’ve probably jacked off to it more than I’m willing to admit.
Fancy: That was the plan. Every time you touch yourself, I want you to pretend it’s me.
Edison: You keep sending images like that and I can guarantee you I will.
Fancy: Feel free to return the favor at any time.
