CAL: Orgasms?
CAL: You go girl!
BEA: Oh! that makes me so happy
NESSA: Mason has that young bull energy
I stare downat my phone and blink.
And then blink again, placing a hand over my stomach as I stave off the nausea that comes swiftly after the realization that I sent that message to the wrong text chain.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
LANA: That was not supposed to go in the book chat message
LANA: (facepalm emoji)
ELLISON: Why? We’re so proud of you and your orgasm count!
NESSA: Congratulations! (message sent with confetti)
CAL: Think we should make T-shirts?
BEA: I’d wear the hell out of that shirt
ELLISON: Archer would probably have a heart attack
BEA: Probably but that’s one of the things I love about him
BEA: He’s always shy…except in the bedroom (devil emoji)
BEA: Unless I talk dirty to him then his cheeks flame like a fire truck
NESSA: That’s honestly adorable
CAL: That’s because the sheriff is filthy
NESSA: From your mouth to God’s ears
ARDEN: I am way too boring for this conversation
LANA: Do NOT leave me
ELLISON: You’re stuck with us favorite sister of mine
ARDEN: I’m your only sister
ELLISON: I mean that we know of
LANA: Um…
ELLISON: Long story
NESSA: I have to go to practice but I love you all xoxo
ELLISON: Man, the sheriff has made you soft
NESSA: I like the word pliable
