Fine. How are you, Mateo? Was your day a horrible one?
Mateo
Why thank you for asking, Analyse. My day has been terrific, actually. No complaints here.
Analyse
Oh my god. All that fornothing.
Mateo
Just teaching you manners, babygirl. So what’s this about rules? What do we need rules for?
Analyse
You know what…I’ll let that slide, for now. We need to set ground rules for this “relationship.” I don’t want Maya catching wind of this. I don’t want to confuse her.
Mateo
That—we can agree on. We’ll just act like friends in front of her, think you can manage that?
Analyse
Hmm. It’ll be hard. Very hard. But I’ll manage.
Mateo
Good girl. And we can let everyone else know that we’re taking it slow and don’t want her to know yet.
Analyse
Yup. Okay final rule…
Mateo
More rules? What now?
Analyse
You can’t fall in love with me.
Mateo
What?? Wow Analyse, you’re so damn humble. Really, you gotta get more confidence.
Analyse
I’m serious! Don’t fall in love with me. I’m fantastic, but this is strictly business.
Mateo
Uhuh. Fine, I won’t fall in love with you.
Analyse
Promise??
Mateo
