Holt:What? Why not?
Matthias:Should we call him?
Noel:How do you know? Did he call you?
Maverick:No, but he’s not here. He’s usually the first one to text. Maybe I’m thinking too much into this.
Noel:I’m calling him.
Holt:He’s in this chat, remember?
Maverick:Maybe he’s busy. Could be a cinnamon roll morning.
Matthias:That would make sense.
Noel:Is that a sex thing? Please don’t answer that question.
Matthias:Are you sure you’re gay?
Noel:I assure you, I like dick.
Matthias:I’m sorry. That was uncalled for, Noel.
Noel:It’s fine.
Matthias:Merry Christmas, WAGS. I have to go. My husband is calling me.
Noel:That was a sex thing, too, wasn’t it? I’m kind of feeling left out.
Maverick:Want me to send Wyatt over? You know he’s staying with us, right? Kind of hard to fuck my husband with him down the hall from us. You can just sit and talk or whatever. He likes to cuddle. We should invite him to the chat.
Noel:Jesus Christ.
*Noel has left the chat*
*Maverick added Noel back to the chat*
Noel:Really Maverick?
Maverick:You love me.
Holt:What happened to Seth?
Maverick:You have to ask Ezra about him.
Noel:Goodbye. Merry Christmas.
Holt:Did we scare Noel away?
Maverick:I think we did.
Holt:I think that Noel and Wyatt would make a cute couple. Think of the babies they would make.
Maverick:They would be cute. I don’t know if Wyatt is up for that right now. He’s pretty crushed after the last relationship he had.
Holt:That’s too bad. Seth seemed pretty nice from that time I met him. I think that Ezra was going to invite him to the wedding as Noel’s plus one.
Holt:Shit. Noel’s going to see that.
