Chapter Thirty-Four
WAG Group Chat
Maverick: What are you guys doing? I’m bored.
Matthias:I am literally right down the street from you. I can come over if you want.
Holt:Me, too.
Ezra: This is so unfair. I can’t wait until I move there so I can just pop in any time I want and yell “Surprise, bitch!”
Noel:You will not be doing that at my house.
Ezra: Bet.
Noel:Also, I can come over, too.
Maverick:You can come over to my house any time, boo. You don’t even have to knock. Unless Jax is home. Then you might want to call. Because we might be busy.
Holt:You mean you might be having sex on your kitchen table?
Noel: Please don’t talk about sex in this group chat.
Matthias: Oh, sorry, boo. You don’t have a partner. What happened with setting you up with Seth?
Ezra:I love that you all call one another boo now. That’s all me. Oh, Seth? Yeah, I changed my mind. I think we should set Noel up with Wyatt.
Maverick:YES! I second that. Then we can be like brothers-in-law by proxy or whatever.
Noel:You realize that I’m in this group chat, right? I can literally read the messages you’re sending about me.
Ezra:Duh, boo, we know. What do you think? He’s a big guy. Might be able to throw you around if you’re into that thing.
Maverick:Hockey players have great butts. Can confirm. Also, thighs for days.
Holt:Wow, TMI, Mav.
Maverick:Jealous, H?
