What is wrong? You are OK? You have fingers?
July 24
To: Daddy
Yes, I have all my fingers. Dammit, don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about! I know you sent the mysterious bald man!
July 24
From: Daddy
What bald man? Who is bald man? You are sleeping with bald man?
July 24
To: Daddy
Nice attempt to Disraeli me.
July 24
From: Daddy
Is Disraeli bald boyfriend? What happened to English? Take picture of driver license. Text to me. I take care of bald Disraeli.
July 24
To: Daddy
Autocorrect, dammit. Why does it always autocorrect me? There is no Disraeli. Well, there was, but he’s dead.
July 24
From: Daddy
You kill Disraeli? Is fine. I call peoples. They make body disappear. You wait twenty, maybe thirty minutes, then go to lobby and stay there for half hour. When you go back to room, Disraeli will be no more.
July 24
To: Angela
Please tell Dad that I did not just kill a bald man named Disraeli, and stop him from sending whatever sort of illegal cleanup crew he’s about to fire into action.
July 24
From: Angela
Very well. Did you kill someone not named Disraeli?
July 24
To: Angela
No! There is no Disraeli! It was an autocorrect, and you know Dad, he instantly saw a man spear.
July 24
To: Angela
