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Lyric—well

Lyric sort of shuffles along

gripping my hand

for dear life.

When we play back the footage

we look like two deeply uncoordinated chickens

on ice

not a single ounce of the chemistry we had

last weekend present.

Maybe we should try

some of those off-ice

hot chocolate shots?

I say, after our tenth time

trying to make it across the rink.

I’m starting to feel—

people are staring.

Just one more time!

Lyric barks, gripping the side of the rink.

Here—help me—

Lyric underestimates

how far away my hands are

as she pushes away from the siding

and promptly falls on her ass.

Shit-balls, this is hard!she yells

the look on her face

one of utter contempt and chaos

as she flops around

earmuffs askew

braids in her eyes.

Before I can stop myself