from the coughing fit I’ve just had
and I wipe them hastily
as I try to process.
Look, she continues,
my followers on BeautyStarz
really love our chemistry
and
some really big beauty brands
have taken notice—
they are offering some really good money
to promote their products.
And I don’t know about you
but I could REALLY use the money.
Lyric bites her lip and goes quiet for a beat.
I wait for her to elaborate, but she doesn’t.
So…Lyric barrels ahead.
I’m thinking we shoot a ton of content together
over the next few weeks, you know
keep up the appearance on BeautyStarz
that we’re having this epic
“cozy holiday fling.”
We can split the sponsorship money fifty-fifty
and then “break up” in the new year
when people stop giving a shit
about cuffing season and true love
or whatever.
Please stop talking.
I find my voicefinally.
My head is filling up
too fast