Sally: I see what you’re saying, but I feel like he is my brother.
Kat: He’s your brother-in-law’s brother. You could marry him and there’d be nothing Arkansas about it. (I’m from AR, so I’m allowed to say that.)
Janie: He doesn’t feel like MY brother
Kat: Wooooo I’m blushing
Sally: Have you had sex with him yet?
Janie: No…
Kat: WOOOO she said yet! And you didn’t correct her! This is the most exciting thing to happen to me this year.
Janie: Aren’t you pregnant?
Kat: I like to exaggerate, keep up.
Sally: He has quite the reputation. How do you feel about that?
Kat: She’s not marrying him, he’s hot, she’s hot, they’re just playing a little hide the sausage in Sin City.
Kat: I’m here for it.
Sally: Still a valid question.
Janie: I don’t love that about him but I think the press makes him seem a lot crazier than he is.
Kat: Please confirm that this is just hide the sausage.
Sally: It’s not.
Kat: What?!
Sally: Kat, She only sent it to us. Not Skye and the others. Use your powers of deduction.
Kat: Well, butter my damn biscuits!
Kat: Janie???
Janie: It’s probably only sex.
Kat: Probably?????
Janie: I don’t know! Would it be so bad if I crushed on him a little bit?
Sally: It could be…complicated?
Kat: Facts. It’s not like you’ll never see him again. You’ll probably see him yearly at Skye’s stuff, our stuff. Maybe more than yearly.
Janie: True.
Kat: And the man gets around, as we said. Don’t get your feelings involved when he probably isn’t.
Sally: This is Janie, though. She is exceptional. He may be feeling some feelings as well.
Kat: That’s fair, but, like, what…a relationship!? Janie do you want to date Ben?!
Janie: Don’t freak out.
