Wifey: Once a week.
My brain short circuits.
What?
Once a week? Is she saying I get to touch her once a week?
This just became the best day ever.
No, Ben. Be cool, stay calm.
Ben: Care to elaborate?
Wifey: You come home on the weekends, we get it out of our systems. Simple and straightforward. Ok?
Ben: Ok
Ben: And what if I find myself desperate on a Wednesday afternoon.
Wifey: It’s currently Wednesday afternoon.
Ben: Relax, I’m 30,000 feet in the air at the moment
Wifey: Oh
Ben: Of course there’s always sexting
Wifey: No.
Wifey: You’ll just have to survive with your hand M-F.
Ben: So, Saturdays, then?
Wifey: Yeah. Ok?
Ben: Ok
Wifey: You’re not going to somehow go overboard and make this weird?
Ben: [Saturday animated gif]
Ben: [Saturday dance animated gif]
Ben: [dog humping gif]
Wifey: And there it is.
Ben: Link: [Saturday Nightby Bay City Rollers]
Ben: Link: [Saturday Night’s Alrightby Elton John]
Ben: [Sat-ur-day Night! Animated Gif]
Wifey: UNSUBSCRIBE
Ben: SEE YOU SATURDAY
Ben: Also known as Cheeseburger Night
