She already had me hooked with her smile, sense of humor, and vulnerability, and now I’m just a full-blown goner. Sinking inside her was like coming home. I’ll never get enough of her.
I already created the schedule for next month’s shifts and did a bunch of other administrative stuff, so I might as well have some fun. I pull out my phone and send a text to Ciara.
Me: Miss me yet?
I’m excited when I see she starts typing back immediately.
Ciara: *eye roll emoji* You’ve been gone for four hours. Don’t get a big head just because you’ve got a big head *wink emoji*
Me: *crying laughing emoji* Oh come on can’t you stroke my ego just once?
Ciara: Nope
Ciara: I can stroke something else though *2 wink emojis*
Me: It’s gonna be real awkward when the Big Guy jumps up in front of everyone at the station
Ciara: OMG, do you call your dick The Big Guy? Really?
Me: Hey you said yourself he’s big, why fight it?
Ciara: So unoriginal
Me: You got something better??
Ciara: It’ll take some research but I’m sure I can come up with something
Me: Oh I’m happy to sacrifice my body in the name of research
Ciara: I thought you would be
Ciara: I’m thinking Jay or Khal Drogo but I’ll refrain from making my final choice until I do more research
Me: LOL ummm do I even wanna know why those are your top 2 contenders?
Ciara: To match me, of course
Umm, what?
Me: Do you…do you call your pussy Beyoncé and/or Khaleesi?
Ciara: Sure do! I switch off whichever one I’m feeling in the moment
Me: But…why?
Ciara: Because she’s a goddamn queen and she should be treated as such
This woman. She’s going to be the death of me, and I’m loving every minute of it.
Me: *crying laughing emoji* I can’t argue with that
Ciara: Of course you can’t it’s perfect logic
Ciara: I gotta go, Nina is begging me for details about your dick
Ciara: *inserts gif of Larry from Curb Your Enthusiasm with the words ‘I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble’*
Me: Make sure you tell her about that thing I do with my tongue too
