Ha!You know me too well!
Get dressed, Baby Thang.I need to see you in all your beauty shining on me from the stands.I want to hear a genuine Alabama Yee-haw, too!
Getting my ass in gear.
The keys to the Roadster are on the counter.Don't leave the compound!
LOL!Yes, sir!
I look around for the clothes but don't see anything, so I go into the closet.There on a hanger is a petite size yellow J-Crew shirt, and folded neatly under is a pair of skinny blue jeans.Laying on top is a matched set of Victoria's Secret aqua-colored bra and panties.
Ha!Drip pans.He's so cute!
On the floor is a pair of aqua-colored high heel sneakers.Ha!He'll be the only one who knows the shoes match my undies.That's so like him!
I dance to the shower and make it quick, then mousse my hair so it will be light and fluffy but naturally wavy and full, then get dressed.When I walk by the mirror, I see myself as a cute, young, sweet thang, not the Vegas Diva, and def not a whore.I give a big "Yee-Haw" to the Bear Cave as I leave.Snatching up the keys, I dance out to the Roadster, back her out, and turn her to the house.There is a short, fit woman with light brown hair cut short over her ears, walking on the side of the road, heading up, so I stop and put the window down and ask."Do you want a ride?"
She puts her hands on the window, and I know immediately who she is.Tattooed on her fingers are the letters.B.E.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L.When her face appears, I know it's true.The clearest blue eyes sparkle at me with the biggest, flirtiest smile."You must be Siri!"
"And you must be Bee!"
She backs away as the door unhinges then she slides in.Her tits are enormous, and she has a slight bulge in her belly."Thank God Aurei found a Southern Girl for me to hang with.These Italian bitches don't take to me."She offers her hand, and I shake it.We are best buddies immediately!
She talks the entire way up to the house, filling me in on the details of the family members and giving me the skinny on as many as she can in the short ride up.The only thing she says about Mia is what I already know.
"She's the bossiest bitch of them all.I try to steer clear of her at all cost."She rolls her eyes."It's just not worth the confrontation."
"Why do you think she's like that?"
"She is jealous of my influence over Ann.Before we were a couple, Mia was Ann's best friend while they were in Italy.When I came along, she didn't want to share her, but I think it's really more a territorial and power thing than a genuine BFF thing."
"What about Gio?"
"She's harmless unless Mia puts her up to something.Most the drama is stirred up by Mia, by the way.If shit starts to go bad, look for her to have started the whisper."
"What kind of confrontation have you had with her?"
"I don't like to be bossed around.If she chooses black, I'll choose white.That sort of thing."
When I park, I tell her."Thanks for the intel."
"Sure.No problem."
As we walk up to the house, I ask."How long have you and Ann been together?"
"Forever!"She laughs as she opens the door for me.
As soon as we enter the room, Zita comes over and hugs Bee."Did you have a good flight?How do feel?Did you rest?"
Bee rolls her eyes at me and tells her."Yes, ma'am, to everything!I'm good to go."
Zita smiles warmly on us both, then turns and tells the waiting women."The family is all here.Let's eat and go watch our men show off now."
The crowd of women make their way outside to the exercise area, where tables of finger food and drinks are set up.We serve ourselves.Then we randomly board the ATV mules and golf carts that wait to transport us.I recognize several of the ranch hands as drivers.Bee makes sure we are in the same vehicle and that we aren't in the same one as Mia.
The mood of the women is festive and happy.We take a different route down, coming in the front.The road is landscaped with beautiful trees that form an arch over it.It is peaceful and serene, but the women are loud and rowdy.
When we pull up to the entrance, everyone makes their own way into the stadium, or they wait in the parking lot.Bee tells me that the children have been all week in a camp and will be joining us before the show starts.When we walk in, I again appreciate the architectural design that blends the modern with the ancient.There is an air of excitement that fills the stadium.Many people are already here.I ask Bee."Is this open to the public?"