THUMP.THUMP.
When she gets to the hot seat, she steps up and stands in it.
"Looks like we have changed the dancer for the hot seat too."
She nods and gives the crowd a thumbs up.
I glance at Dirk, and he's frowning.
I lean over and shout."I feel ya pain, brother."
"Shut up, Hard!"
I laugh and lean back, knowing I'm really going to enjoy this song.
THUMP.THUMP.
Piper takes off the cowboy hat and flings it into the audience.Her auburn curls swirl around her shoulders.
Dirk's hand goes to his mouth, and he rubs it.
That's a sure sign that he's getting agitated.
THUMP.THUMP.
The emcee says."I believe we have another military man who is recently married without a proper bachelor party."
Piper leans forward and points at Dirk.
He tries to ignore her.
She turns around and wiggles her ass at him.
He crosses his arms and definitely ignores her.
I lean over and shout."It's gonna happen, Sam, I Am."
"Fuck you, Hard!"
She laughs at him and calls him to her with her fingers.
He gives her a 'hell no' look.
She looks down at her tits.
He sits straight up in the chair.
She strikes an 'I'm the diva in charge now' pose.
The crowd begins to chant."Take the fucking chair!Take the fucking chair!"
I lean over and shout."Her house.Her rules."
"Fuck this shit!"He stands up to leave.
She unhooks the bodice.
He freezes.
