Signed

How did I just wake up married to my brother’s totally off-limits best friend??

I had a massive diamond ring on my finger.

A butler walked in the bedroom and asked,

“Good morning Mrs. Ashford, is there anything you’d like for breakfast? Coffee, or Tea?”

I slowly shook my head no, because that’s NOT my last name.

Then I turn and see a marriage certificate that I signed, sitting on the nightstand.

Suddenly, the bathroom door swung open, and my brother’s best friend stepped out with a towel slung low around his waist.

He leaned against the doorframe, one hand gripping the towel as he growled,

“Sleep well, Mrs. Ashford?”