Shared in the Bathhouse

I want to be wrecked by my football teammates.

But that’ll never happen. They’re straight.
So when I dare them to visit the infamous gay bathhouse on the edge of town, I don’t expect them to show.
Yet they do. In all their hunky glory.
They want to prove they can handle a night surrounded by thirsty gay dudes.
What they don’t know is that I’m the thirstiest one of all.